I want my money back, and dont forget my black t-shirt.
Ben Folds Five.
A “catalogue” of fifty items...the detritus of an imaginary break-up, where a fellow (the narrator)
comes home to find his girlfriend has left and stolen a good bit of their things. Think of it as the
break-up box that comes in the mail, the one you would want to shove in a closet were it actually for you...but it’s not, so enjoy!